Thirty Three

Diarrhoea is the worst thing that can happen to mankind.

There is nothing more to say.
Happy bowel movements until next time.

Thirty Two

Os is back after a short (?!) break.

This is what studying genetics does to you. It’s tough to imagine what’s going on and funny if you think of the possible conversations between various cells inside your body; and within the cell, too. So, guess what did the polysome tell the nucleus? Polly wants a cracker! Lol ;)

Until next time, don’t cry over spilt milk. It probably carried mad cow disease.  

Thirty One

Now there is a huge confusion here.

I have always wondered, when eventually, somewhere down the line (maybe decades from now), when I am finally able to start my own clinic, should I call it retina detachment center or retina attachment center?

I think that's a fundamental challenge in opening up one's own setup. I asked an orthopaedician friend who told me that he would prefer to call his fracture center rather than plaster center. That solves his problem.

Os will be back next time, meanwhile clean the streptococci on your screen.

Thirty

Personally, I think bad handwriting is something in the genes, one can't really help it. Sometime ago, (in fact long time ago) I read something about (the fact that I can't remember as much means it was really a long time ago) bad handwriting being linked to one of the Freudian defense mechanisms (deprivation during some weird sexual stage). Any one has any idea about it?

Ha! I would love to trick a smart guy with this visual acuity chart once for fun, honestly. I wonder if someone has actually done it ever. More some other time, bye bye for now!

Twenty Nine

Well, this is technically not a part of Incompetent Os, but I found it funny nonetheless.
This is actually a modification of another joke - which I found difficult to draw.

More on this some other time - keep those sodium pumps functioning.

For those who drop by, please leave a comment - they are very valuable!

Twenty Eight

Don't blame me, I have exams approaching.

Speaking of flashes and floaters, I wonder whether non-mammals ever develop cataracts or retinal detachments. I bet, a bird with a squint shall look funnier than an ant with conjunctivitis.

Anyways, see you another day.